Buy a piece of my cat!
Limited to 2,000 chunks.
Proudly call yourself a pet owner by buying a hunk of my cat.
There's only so much of him to go around.
Get yours before all my cat's bits are gone.
Includes a 14" x 11" framed certificate of ownership signed by both the cat, Jimmothy
Neutron, & the cat owner, William Osman. No actual pieces of cat are included.
About Jimmy Neutron the Cat
Jimmy Neutron is single-handedly shifting the way we view cats’ role
in home defense. When he was only 2 years old, Neutron captured an
intruder as the home-owners watched on defenseless. The offending
bird later went on to be convicted for murdering a family of six.
Every year in the Osman-Neutron household, an award is given to the
“Best Boy” of the house. Jimmy Neutron has won this honor for 12 years
running. Even more impressive as he is only 3 years old.
The Leading Name
A name worth investing in. Jimmy Neutron has been consistently searched
and discussed on the internet for the last 20 years. Outperforming his owner,
William Osman, by 6912% on average.